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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    The tears are beginning to flow now. The apathy shield has been dropped and you can tell they're on the brink of full out meltdown. Once they are beginning to get upset at us laughing heartily at their demise, you know its on the way. The leaving threads are under way, they are all getting their 6 in a row replica trophies out, polishing them, and clinging to them for dear life - praying it still bothers us despite knowing full well we couldn't give a rats ass anymore.

    Then you have the generic clubbing together of all Newcastle supporters, as if a couple of hundred lads wanting to give them a nice send off is all of us. Firstly I can't see many people threatening violence (there is no one there to threaten anyway). Secondly unlike them a few hundred fans represents a very very small percentage of our support. We stick with our team through thick and thin, regardless of owner etc.

    I can get tickets to the Wolves game. I was offered them ages ago. I just can't be arsed to even go and laugh at them. They're just a speckle of ****e on the toilet pan of football.

    Their behaviour at this point was as predictable as it is pathetic. They put on a brave face, pretended they didn't care any more, pretended they already accepted they were down, but at some point the truth will out.

    Now is the time to ramp up the fun. Its our duty to tip them over that edge :biggrin: Its time to push the flush button.
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Lose two of the next four games and the ***** are down <party>
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Did you know that in Scrabble, the word GLOWERS would collect more points in one turn than Sunderland have collected in two seasons?
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> brilliant! <applause>
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    They are indeed teetering.
    Be careful though as you will find your posts altered by their mod.
     
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  7. Rum & Black for 2

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    Not the word I was thinking of...

    :)
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Howwwwaaaayyyy Reading on Saturday <party>
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You're mod is a person who is openly slating his own upbringing, Slating his own family. A Judas in the mist, which ever way you make it.

    Do you not feel pitiful for him, being the lowest of the low?

    Say what you want about the demise of the club, but to actually acknowledge anything that the 2 faced **** has to say is pitiful.

    He is even lower than SAFC.
     
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  11. JakartaToon

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    See to us he is revered as someone who stepped out of the darkness and into the light.
    A veritable St Paul who had a vision of Bobby Robson on the road to Gateshead and was instantly converted and has never looked back. Well apart from those 2 seasons when we were relegated and he used his Sunderland Season tickets instead.
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    ^^ ^^
    Beel factor 8 right there :1980_boogie_down:

    Looks like the pressure is getting to Comm too.

    High six Bro!:afro:

    Thanks for permission to continue to take the piss out of the demise of you club too.

    Like a Maccy D’s ad... I’m loving in!
     
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    My counsellor used to praise me for being a brave little boy in escaping the clutches of the evil Mackem cult. Being force fed blue pop and cheesy chips was quite traumatic and akin to waterboarding they said.

    Whilst in remission... I do often look longingly at a pink seat when I need the toilet....

    Thankfully I’m not looking back.

    But am looking down and laughing at their sorry plight.


    Daily.
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Daily? More like hourly marra :emoticon-0136-giggl I think a measure of Albert's conversion is that he chopped his extra digit off to become one of us <no pain no gain>
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Indeed Marra.

    Ps- anyone need any SAFC v Wolves tickets let me know... I've got **** loads of ST's at my disposal as my mate works as the groundsman at the SOS and picked a few hundred up from around the dugout after the Norwich game.
     
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  17. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    He is a bit of a ****.

    I'm a bit of a **** too.

    Then again, we've grown used to Pouchy being on here, so in comparison Albert and I don't seem ****y at all.
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Hey, don't you butt in.
    I like being the king **** around here.
    I've worked hard for 7 years to build up a reputation and an utterly despicable, ex mackem turncoat scum of a ****.
    Maybe we should have a '**** off' vote to see who is the bigger ****?
    We could call it the '**** factor'.
    I'm a shoe in.:1980_boogie_down:
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Pouchy is already wearing that shoe. In fact he's been wearing it so long it is fully broken in.
     
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  20. haslam

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    Nah Pouchy is merely a **** wannabe. More of a belly button really.
     
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