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  1. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Cash in pocket
     
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  2. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Wallet.
     
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  4. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Both.

    Years ago I was up in town late after work. It was about 1- 1.30. As I was about to make my way home I realised that my wallet had gone. Everything was in it, cards, cash, the lot. Luckily for me I found a cabbie who would drive me home and wait while I got the cash from my flat.

    But since then I never keep cards and cash together. So if one goes I’ve hopefully still got the other.
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Neither - Betting slips, IOUs, rare postage stamps.
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Wallet but fat foldy in front pocket ... might still get nicked but difficult to remove without giving me a bit of a fondling ... so some compensation if it gets nicked too <whistle>
     
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  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Cash I take out your pocket <ok>
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Cheers Tango ... are you enjoying our country and how long are you here for?
     
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  9. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I will stay until I take everyones money
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... then at least learn the language ... you are missing an apostrophe ...
     
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  11. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    You will have to accept the missing apostrophe, Human rights and all that jazz <ok>
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    I've accepted you missing much more than an apostrophe <ok>
     
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  13. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    I do both but I get a bigger sense of manliness when I pull some notes outa my back pocket
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    And place them in the g string of some hot Ho.
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ...and put a Hotel on Mayfair ....
     
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