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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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  2. Stan

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    Just watching Sky News and seen the report about Ellie Butler which includes a clip of her father shouting at her and making her stand to attention. She looked like she had a black eye.

    I hope the ****’s prison life is utter hell.
     
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    Same here. I haven't had a smoke for over a year, but when I do I get loads of ideas and my mind is going full tilt. Never understood those people who say they have a smoke to relax before going to bed. I just lay there awake concocting all sorts of crazy plans <laugh>
     
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    theres been plenty lately.
     
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  5. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I'm the same. I can't switch off, constantly thinking about how I can improve everything.
     
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    I saw that clip on the BBC news feed. ****ing broke my heart seeing that little girl standing there. What sort of evil **** does that to their own daughter ? ****ing abomination of a human being.
     
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    None of them come close to 'what's your favourite colour' 'what's your shoe size' etc etc

    Can't wait till you come off Strike
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Made an amateur mistake though. Smoked my last spliff about 3-4pm and have nothing to go home to.

    Sorting a draw at 7am with no phone and having not smoked it for nearly two years could be problematic.
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Have you seen him asking about peoples haircuts yet?
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Depends whether it's an Indica or Sativa though really.
     
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    Oh dear, I've been there...sorry about that Libby.
     
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    I remember taking some acid years ago and coming up with a brilliant idea about a bike light that could charge itself whilst you pedalled. I had it all worked out and then my mate reminded me that dynamos had been around for ****ing donkeys years. Proper spun me out when I realised that I'd spent hours thinking I'd come up with an amazing invention <laugh>
     
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    We have had the 'clean shaven or beard' thread <laugh>
     
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    Good thread tbh :bandit:
    Or it was until I realised I was the only ****er on here who cuts their own hair.
     
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    The only thing that I used to find that would mong me out was sticky black. After a bout of the giggles that was.
    Pretty much all green I've smoked just makes me hyper alert.
     
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    I cut my own hair <ok>
     
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    All I know is when I have had some good weed and I'm in the right frame of mind...I feel like Martin Luther and Malcolm rolled into one with a sprinkling of Ghandi
     
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    Ha ha, yeah he gets on to your clothes after that <laugh>
     
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    Listened to a great documentary on Radio 4 about Dr King a couple of weeks ago. Just been the 50th anniversary since his assassination. Didn't realise he was only 39 when he was murdered.
     
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    don;t encourage them saffy. we have 2 members on here who are into self mutilation. both have managed to self inflict injuries on their knobs.
     
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