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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Apr 7, 2018.

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  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Ham son of Noah was the first biblical black. His sons cursed to be slaves because Ham pumped Noah when he was drunk.

    Slavery is therefore the bibles fault.
     
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    Mind The Duck, Apr 9, 2018
  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Is the bible not just a testament of what happened?

    That's like saying WWII was The world at war's fault.

    Mindy done a Mindy.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Apr 10, 2018
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  3. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Aldo rolls out of bed, takes a swig of last night's cider and dishes out a deft gut punch to Mindy's abdomen before going to piss in the bath.
     
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    EDGE., Apr 10, 2018
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Y’all were dickwashers
     
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  5. gas

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    gas, Apr 10, 2018
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Impressive dong
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 10, 2018
  7. B-C

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    I find this funny :cheesy:
     
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    B-C, Apr 10, 2018
  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Any pics of the attacker?
     
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    Ciaran, Apr 10, 2018
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    EDGE., Apr 10, 2018
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  10. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Typical white van man
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 10, 2018

  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I drove a van once. Great times.

    Felt like a real man for a change.
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 10, 2018
  12. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Aye, leased, ya poor **** <rofl>
     
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    B-C, Apr 10, 2018
  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Funnily enough yes.

    Got it from AMK in kirkie

    WATP
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 10, 2018
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  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    That’s me had my leased motor for a year now. First service next Monday. 170 quid

    Oh how exciting is this forum eh. Amazing stuff.
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 10, 2018
  15. Benvenuto Cellini

    Benvenuto Cellini 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Benvenuto Cellini, Apr 10, 2018
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  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Selling a motor is ****e tho. I’d rather just hand mine back and get a brand new wan in exactly 2 years time :cool:

    GBNL
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 10, 2018
  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Tbf it doesn't matter how you acquire a car as long as you are not having to use public transport with the smelly scum like Toby.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Apr 10, 2018
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  18. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Toley Fart, Apr 10, 2018
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  19. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    I go everywhere by rickshaw.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Apr 10, 2018
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  20. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Does the missus pull it?
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 10, 2018
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