ITTV - even the Major can be right once in his life

Ivor did not attend the Shrewsbury game last season.

Btw, we're playing Wimbledon this Tuesday. I would not want you going to Shropshire and finding the gates closed

 

I’m shocked to hear that Elfs - the bit about Ivor not attending what must be almost a home fixture for him.

Looking at the prices for Wembley Play Off final tickets for last season, a ticket might set Charlton fans back around £80. A price worth paying.

What do you think Ivor will do ?

 

Do they give discounts for the unemployed?

 

Are you no longer making the daily trek around the M25 then

 

No no, I'm worried about the wee man being able to afford a ticket and the drinking around Wembley.... perhaps he would just skip the match and stay in a local pub watching Sky/BT Sport whichever.

 

I'm gonna tuck myself under Mr van Gerwen's trench coat.

 

If you are referring to @baraettmattesvensson I can confirm that he remains in gainful employment- the charity shop has had a good month.

 

or just jump in his pocket?

 

If he is in gainful employment??? Why does he claim ticket concessions for the unemployed? Especially at Clubs who only attract 50 people in the first place?

 

The money goes back to the club in the form of a half-time pint.

 

His ethos in life is every penny saved elsewhere is an extra penny spent on alcohol.

Hence the way he dresses ...

 

You were grateful of that wooly hat I gave you during the cold snap.

 

but you would buy a half time pint anyway... so they are just losing on the entrance charges?

 

But at least Elfs doesn’t ponce free tickets off “Richard”

 

I would not.....

 

Knockout blow from Mr van Gerwen.

 

.... .....

 

Elf, where did you get those flared jeans you were wearing yesterday?

 

These ones?

A punter brought them in to the shop and I nabbed them.

 

Just looked at the thread title. We have derailed badly.