Do you really enjoy away games when you are either? 1) In the toilet most of the match or 2) Too drunk to realise why you are in Bristol? Just out of interest and concern? Why does Mrs Elf allow this to happen?
1/Not true 2/Not true 3/I'm touched by your concern 4/Mrs Elf is only too pleased for me to be out of our bedsit.............plus she's in Brugge at the moment.
but there were several sightings of a beige Timberland Romper Suit being worn around Bristol with the occupant obviously the worse for drink? Are you saying that wasn't you?
You’ve got a bladder the size of a small crisp packet. They should put a toilet down on the touchline so you can actually get to watch 5 mins of the game
Not really, he likes to have a couple every now and then. He was upset that his sister-in-law was away as they get on very well.
My brother has just said as he only goes once in a while he will stop altogether as he is worried about people stalking him.
Jokes aside, as Elfs hasn’t been for about 4 years it would be good to hear his thoughts on the match. Don’s match report got lost in transmission ...
The steward in the left hand corner looks like John Humphrey. I knew they did not get paid too much years ago but...............
I'm unable to comment too much on the game. A combination of being in the toilet too much and the people in front of me were obscuring my view.
