Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Stoke City

They really have Rose targeted

 

So I slagged off Eriksen and Kane...and the inevitable happens...shame Lloris will not keep the ball out of our goal for the rest of the match

 

The DOF and Diouf kicking off. Probably pissed off that the name on the shirt's a bit similar to his job title.

 

Aurier will never get an assist today

 

We all know what you're trying to do, mate.

 

You're fooling no one, not even the gods of jinx. You do know that, right?

 

Eriksen hits the wall with a poor free-kick, then Aurier absolutely skies the rebound.
Need to test Butland more, as he looks under as much pressure as Lloris, a lot of the time.

 

Good cross by Aurier. That's more like it.

 

He's now spoken to Shawcross 3 times about his side's persistent fouling. In rugby he would have been sent off by now

 

We got a goal from a free kick already (one way or another...) so I think we've fulfilled our annual quota of non-****e set pieces.

 

Sub Rose asap. He's losing it

 

Aurier should outpace Pieters... Doesn't....!

 

shame he can't do that with the extra 10kilos of lard he has to drag around the pitch

 

I take it you're not referring to that extra 5lbs he's been carrying all season?

 

Aurier is fecking liability. Gets the wrong side again.... Lucky that's not red

 

Aurier in the book. Sanchez mistake put him in trouble and that's a really dangerous place.

 

Shaqiri off the bar!

 

Ref trying to do a Clattenf**k and let Spurs
"implode" by not giving out yellows for persistent
cumulative fouling by the opposition.

 

NEWS FLASH: Lloris takes a ball cleanly mid air and manages to hold onto it!

 

At least Lloris didn't have to save that one.