Match Day Thread Away v Bristol Rovers

An early breakfast for the start of a long day.

 

That's not breakfast... that's a suicide attempt

 

Should be a cracking day out today @DonCorleone @baraettmattesvensson

I’m wearing a new toupe in the hope that Elfs doesn’t spot me

#purpleknob

 

Going out by coach buys me 3 more beers in Bristol.

Got the dregs of society in here. The amount of s*** some of them have it looks like they're moving.

 

Got up in a very chipper mood.

Only my second game this season and can see the end is nigh for Dushitelet and I'll be back following the best team in the world every week.

"Lee Lee Lee Bowyer".

 

do the coach companies offer a reduction for the unemployed?

 

Hate to rub it in, but I’m going First Class Great Western . I’ll think of you as we are served the canapés.

 

No. But I got a childs ticket as I'm so short.

 

I am the man of the people. You are a snob.

 

I gather @DonCorleone is flying down on his private plane

 

Remind yourself of that on the coach when you are sitting next to a smelly Moldovan for 4 hours

 

Are you purple today?

 

Helicopter. He has a helipad on the roof of his Sussex mansion. Plenty of time to post his legendary match report later

 

Nope. @baraettmattesvensson What coat are you wearing today? (So I can spot you and avoid you)

 

Biege Timberland.

 

Charity Shop recycling?

 

Think I’ll sit inside it today, weather is a bit ****.

 

Is Sir John Gielgud down stairs warming up the Croissants and hand cutting the Earl Grey?

 

Romoanus Balinski chucking it out in front.

 

The problems of being a man of the people .... Mr Donald will be supping Petrus while tucking into roasted guinea fowl