Off Topic The Burly Arms

Taylor is a convicted sex pest, Tiddler will have an affinity with him.

 

No doubt I'm lying in moggy and DD heads

 

Didn't he pay the women off?

So saxtonesque, unless that is tiddler?

 

No, he got done for indecent assault for trying to get to grips with 2 women in his camper van.

Cost him his MBE.....

Tiddler is Moggy, the pervert formerly known as Gods Cock, unfortunately he admitted that his grubby old cock gets rubbed up against unsuspecting women on the crowded tube....,

 

@Skylarker it's getting boring now pal.

 

When you know you are out of luck.


A British snowboarder has reportedly suffocated after getting his head stuck in the snow following an off-piste fall.

The man died while snowboarding in Meribel, in the French Alps, local newspaper Le Dauphine Libere said.


Rescuers from nearby Courchevel reached the 25-year-old but were unable to resuscitate him.

The newspaper said he had been unable to free himself after falling head first into the snow.

The man, who has not yet been named, is understood to have been working in the popular resort for the winter season.

An inquiry has been opened into the incident.

 

A pensioner crashed his Porsche 911 Targa through a wall and fence before nose-diving onto a pedestrian underpass below.

The 73-year-old's sports car was severely damaged, with its bonnet, front end bodywork and front windscreen smashed on Southway in Colchester, Essex at around 6pm on Thursday.

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Masterchef Oz..

**** that food looks good.

 

I think I was in the same pub as him once. There was some kind of darts thingy going on and a well known celebrity darts player was there.

 

I'm sure I read somewhere that a woman got squished by a pallet of bricks falling off a scaffolding this week.

That's a nasty way to die.

 

Aye, not something as you quite expect walking down the street.

 

Some ****ing ******s in construction mate.

 

This thread just seemed to have turned into the Darwin Awards thread over the last few posts.

Not saying that's a bad thing like

 

Who will be going to jail!

Problem is the actual moron (brickie or scaffolder) who caused it won't be the one carrying the can.

 

Gotta be up at 4. Flying to Knock at 7.

Not gonna be in the best of states to drive to the airport for starters!

Then gotta spend the whole day in Sligo (I love Sligo) with friends, pretending not to give a **** about what's going on in the PL, or the Masters.

Gonna be drinking through to midnight and then have to get a 7 o'clock-ish am back from Knock (I won't be driving) to Stansted.

All organised by my lovely wife.

Been divorced twice, my trigger finger's twitching again.......

 

I'm on the tee at 8.50 myself. Was going to have an earlier start than that but the weather looks **** till 11.00ish.

Can't play later as am finally picking up a new car the arvo.

Drinking yellowtail shiraz watching the Masters so good job I put my start back 90 mins.

 

Waking up at 6am, wtf. Coffee, but Not606 has been slayed, may aswell have some breakfast .

 

Same, got a bout of slight insomnia again, coffee and toast time

 

I had a day off yesterday. Had zero alcohol and went to bed early. What a waste of time that was. Wide awake at 6am and don't start work till 2pm. Ffs

 

Suffered with that for years before I came here but sleeping anytime you want helps.