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Off Topic David Icke, " My penis called Aberdude" (and associated dangly bits)

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by The Ginger Marks, Apr 3, 2018.

  1. The Ginger Marks

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    Watching and picking large holes in Ickes 'Saturn isn't what you think either'. Well funny stuff watching him dig holes to bury himself.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You're all ****ing mental for arguing about this.
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

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    Better than trying to steal someone else's Hyundai. <whistle>
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    If my magic Korean key fob opens it then it's mine so it's not stealing.
     
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    But he must have done something to really piss Dad off, cos he had him nailed up on a cross. Poor ****.


    #cheersDad
     
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    aberdude Well-Known Member

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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Lizards shed their tails when in danger.
     
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    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    "Salamanders can regrow entire limbs and regenerate parts of major organs, an ability that relies on their immune systems, research now shows. A study of the axolotl (Ambystoma mexicanum), an aquatic salamander, reveals that immune cells called macrophages are critical in the early stages of regenerating lost limbs"

    its a mad world hey...........and made even madder by government puppets of Rothschild




     
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  10. Commachio

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    This is better than David Attenborough
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Komodo dragons are not really dragons, just git big **** off lizards with stinky breath
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    <laugh>


    Next you'll be telling us that Ladybirds aren't really birds.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Ladybird are good for your garden but not your soup, due to the fact they eat to many greenfly the little fat bastards, that's why they are so round
     
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    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    so saint George slaying the dragon is fabricated..............well I never
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    He only had a fight with a gecko that shed it's tail
     
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    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    so its was a bit overkill wearing a suit of armour............what a sh.it bag saint george was>>>>such a hero....just like andy mcbullsh.it the sas man who claims he did but obviously hid.
     
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    George got bored knacking lizards and eloped with some hussy called Mildred.
     
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    That dragon looks Welsh to me. Heroic English hero skewers mythical Welsh beast <ok>
     
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    That dragon is called Puff, but he couldn't really do magic, bit like Lesley.
     
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