Weekend FRED 14 of 52

What you ****s up to?

Me;

Tonight Mrs Gas is out with the girls so she'll come home pissed with a moist fanny and want to sit on my face. yaaaaaaasssssssss

Tomorrow, breakfast at the caff pub, football, pub.

Sunday, church, lunch pub

 

****in yaaaasssss

No surrender
The pope’s a bender

 

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Tonight, quiet one, just prosecco and a wee kiss of her fanny.
Tomorrow, going to the Palace of Presbyterians to watch Rangers slay Dundee, probably go out for a bite to eat afterwards.
Sunday - no plans yet, hopefully something exciting.

 

Quiet one for me I think

Might work the morra

Some buzz

 

I'll maybe have a BBQ but I might not.

****in yaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssss

 

Anyone notice Papes rarely post on the weekend fred, think it's because everyday's the weekend when you're a workshy unwashed ****.

 

ooooooft gas in with the early Friday knockout blow before the papes are even out their scratchers

 

Middle-aged, middle-class **** probably.

 

Tonight-lashings and lashing of vodka followed by a smidgen of spousal abuse. No fanny licking will occur I'm afraid. Unless she loses consciousness I suppose.

Tomorrow- Off out on a jaunt in my brand new car. Destination unknown at the mo but where ever I end up no doubt some ugly jealous Fenian will key the ****er.

Sunday- nowt planned

 

What kind of motor ye get?

Leased?

 

These are the burning issues of the day @A.L.D.O 4.1

 

Meeting three pals (fellow 'Dolts and Dummkopfs') I have known for well over forty years tonight to see/hear Jethro Tull. Three or four drinks pre gig then a great deal more post concert.

Hopefully long lie tomorrow followed by football on TV with special attention being paid to laptop to keep up with FC Bayern's attempt to win six Bundesliga Championships in a row.

 

Are you older than dev?

 

Doknow! I have managed to reach sixty three and eleven twelfths years on the planet.

 

It's ALL about the Smithwicks tonight.

SOMEWHAT about the Smithwicks tomorrow.

POSSIBLE Smithwicks on Sunday.

@B-C to confirm

 

Well sir I really am loathed to say in case Eddie brands me a fool for not buying last year's model.

Naw mate it's on the never never.

 

Jethro Tull, my grandad told me about them.

 

Clearly a gentleman of wealth and taste!

 

So no then.

 

****in yaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssss