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Off Topic kuntoff semi final 2

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Apr 3, 2018.

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  2. stan

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  3. cfc ffp

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  4. ginge

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  5. metths

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  1. CFC is like one the nice divvy kids at school. We all know the type, Bruv - I'm sure you had one or two at your school. I certainly did.

    They fcuk about an awful lot, but it's pretty tame and innocent stuff - nicking other kids' PE kits, and trying stupid stunts on their bikes that always end up with them twatting themselves. If they were a bit brighter, you'd probably have integrated them into your gang, but their divvy-ness kept them at arms length, if only for the fact that you'd feel sorry for them if (inevitably) they ended up twatting themselves on your watch.

    And, yes, you're right. Skiddy is an all-together different breed of div. A nasty one. Idiocy and cruelty are a very bad combination. Death Row in America is filled with those sorts, as are the ex-pat districts of Bangkok.
     
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  3. Are you serious!

    If I was a Gooner, I'd be the head of the 'Pede, and Pixie would have his nose jammed up my arse!

    But because I'm a Yid, I'm public enemy No.1 to the 'Pede.

    Unbelievable.
     
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  4. Stan

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    You reckon?! <laugh>
     
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    I liked this post :)
     
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    Knowing he did that I'd have to agree 100%
     
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  7. No way is CFC is a bigger cnut than Skiddy. No way whatsoever. Not in a million years.

    There is some dreadfully obvious tactical voting going on. I'm hoping that people come to their senses before the vote closes and switch.

    If I had my way, the cnut-off would be a three-way comp between Skiddy, Pixie, and Bambi.

    I think we'd all like to see that.

    Bambi would try to draft in his Hull-board mates, but I reckon brb would have a quiet word with them (threaten random bans if they didn't vote for Bambi, etc), and ensure that the cnut hung himself out to dry.
     
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    Bambi is not a target.
     
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    Bravefart seems to have voted...he's a sock account.

    His vote needs discounting @Commachio
     
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  10. King Ossie64

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    What's afoot here then ladies?
     
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    A load of desperate sad people ganging up on a Chelsea supporter, but hey what else would we expect from gooners, spuds and demented Liverpool supporters who think it's fun to smash up team coaches.
     
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    Interestingly enough I see five Spurs fans (no pun intended) have voted for my old mucker Ginge. Looks like he has done a good job, don't you? ;)
     
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    Talking of sock accounts.......
     
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    Who did you want them to gang up on?
     
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    You do realise your vote in the Knut off trophy will be irrelevant <whistle>

    #WaitingForTheFinal
     
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    OK
     
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    Really dude, I note there's now seven Spurs votes for Ginge now and wondering just how deeply he has affected you guys.:laugh:
     
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    His Kuntishness has affected us deeply. Hence the votes.
     
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    I say his....
     
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    Didn't get the last one, have you started early? :laugh:
     
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