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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Got off the train and walked to my car, used the fob to open it and jumped in.

    Confusion struck it wasn't quite right.
    A few seconds passed and I got out.

    I own a white Hyundai i20 and had opened a white i30.

    Should have tried the key.
     
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    luvgonzo, Apr 3, 2018
  2. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Maybe it wasn’t locked you knobhead <laugh>
     
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    Tobes, Apr 3, 2018
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    No the ****er opened when I pressed the fob and no ****er turned up just after me because I thought that might happen and them wondering what the **** I was up to.
     
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    luvgonzo, Apr 3, 2018
  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Typical ****ing scouser.
     
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    Commachio, Apr 3, 2018
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  5. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I thought that this was my car, officer. Honest.
    Good luck in court. <ok>
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Translated

    I tried to steal a car, but got found out so I ran off.
     
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  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    He's gone quiet....PoPo probably got him
     
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  8. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
     
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    ValleyGraduate12, Apr 3, 2018
  9. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    ****ing idiot <laugh>
     
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    ValleyGraduate12, Apr 3, 2018
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It was 2 cars at from mine looked the same until I got in. It's that Kim geezers fault.
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Did you find anything worth nicking in it? :bandit:
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Since when are Hyundai built in N. Korea?
     
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  13. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    you get in someone else's car and the Koreans are dodgy <laugh>
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Scousers mate, always blaming someone else.
     
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    Commachio, Apr 3, 2018
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    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    I locked my merc in the train station car park a few months ago and unlocked a Range Rover at the same time.

    I don't know if that's possible but it bothered me all day till I got home and saw the Rover still there.

    My missus said it wasn't possible but I saw what I saw.
     
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Only footballers, bored house wives and drug dealers drive range rovers.
     
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    Commachio, Apr 3, 2018
  17. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Always the victim

    @brb **** up recovered?
     
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  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    North South, it's Korea. Besides I don't know the name of the South geezer.
     
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  19. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    You never see an ugly bird driving a late plate Range Rover or X5, it’s the law.
     
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    Paulpowersleftfoot Well-Known Member

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    What sort of man drives a white Hyundai ffs ?
     
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