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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Apr 3, 2018.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Kick him in the fanny and tell him to **** off. Find some unwarranted excuse to get rid.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He's just an absolute melt, this is the lad who can't iron his own clothes or make a hot meal. I'll just tell him he's got to do banksman for 3 months, for work experience he'll either quit in 3 days or get run over.
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    He's obviously a spineless twat, otherwise he'd have either ignored you and gone for a smoke anyway, or sparked one up in front of you <ok>
     
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    these days you need to watch they don't try to knife you for disrespecting dem
     
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  5. Bodinki

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    Let him smoke, if smokers cant smoke, they become useless.
    If he is still useless even when he smokes, then sack him.
     
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  6. Commachio

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    Sounds like this div kid is only allowed plastic knives.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Or just tell him to have a *** before he starts work.
     
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  8. Commachio

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    does he not get any breaks?
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He gets loads, I never stop him going but that was taking the piss. Hopefully one day he'll be out there smoking and get struck by lightning.
     
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  10. Willhoops

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    Ed Sheeran or anyone who thinks he is talented
     
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  11. Commachio

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    Why don't you buy him a vape and let him smoke it inside. Then the office can smell like a ****s parlour.
     
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  12. Tobes

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    Just sack him, if he’s not been there for 2 years you don’t even have to follow a process, just wheel him in and **** him clean off.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He doesn't bother me much nowadays, I just don't get how somebody can be so pathetic at life.
     
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  14. Tobes

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    That’s just millennials in general. Living at home until their beards go grey, can’t boil a ****ing egg, Ma still does their washing, live their entire lives through social media
     
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  15. Commachio

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    Fan won't like this post. He's trying to boot his 19 year old out
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

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    We grilled him the other week about what he does in his spare time and he just said he goes home and looks at his phone.
     
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  17. Tobes

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    Standard mate. We find girl apprentices are generally a better bet these days tbh, most of the lads we’ve taken on in recent years have ended up being as dynamic as a coat stand.
     
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  18. I’ve done that.

    Obviously, not recently.
    <whistle>
     
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    People who call their evening meal ‘tea’. Freaks.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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