Off Topic things you don't like

Or wouldn't like to do



Potholing. **** that..What kind off nutty twat wants to do that?

 

And Spurs

 

Parasites. Really not a fan. Some real ****ed up parasites out there.
The ones that reside in eyes, hearts or brains

This type of ****:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5567149/Footy-player-19-paralysed-eating-slug-party.html

 

The one that swims up your Japs eye in a river.

 

And Piers Morgan but he's kind of covered under parasites.

 

Cue another political fuelled **** thread.

 

Nah can't be anyone on here that actually likes the ****?

 

I did that once, it really is silly.

 

I always intensely disliked that ****. And then I found out he was a Gooner too!...

 

+1 for potholing. Makes me feel claustrophobic just thinking about it. There's a group down here in Cornwall called the Carbis Bay Crew who do that ****, their videos make me nauseous

I think getting your face wedged in a dark wet crevice is more @Hoddle Is A God 's type of thing

 

I used to sail when I was younger and nothing used to piss me off more than some twat who’d made himself a few quid deciding to go out and buy himself a huge **** off boat that he had not the first idea how to sail or navigate. In those days no licenses or anything were needed.

As we all know, you can’t miss France, right? I mean it’s just over there!..

Next thing the boys from the RNLI - who get paid not a penny for their work - have to go out in any kind of weather, risking their own lives, to try and rescue aforementioned silly **** who ‘couldn’t miss France’

 

Cheese and onion pasties
Malibu (the drink)

 

Don't think that actually exists. Gave me nightmares for ****ing years though.

Ditto the spider that bites you, and lays it's eggs in your face, only for hundreds of little spiders to crawl out when you pick the scab.

 

Earwigs and wasps. Just what is the point of either?

Both of just utter ****s.

 

Be fake nice to people who I don’t like and people who I know don’t like me.

 

Well, off the top of my head, there's Thing 1 and Thing 2 from the Cat in the Hat, Thing from Fantastic 4, The Thing from the Kurt Russell film, Thing from the Addams Family

 

wtf.

I would have liked this post several times, cos it's a mind **** thing.

 

Pointless threads like this one

and spiders, I dont like them.

 

People who bother to read and then reply to pointless threads to tell them they are pointless

Plus spiders are the creatures of the devil.

 

Some kid in the office tried to go for a *** at 8:10 this morning (He started at 8). I told him if he goes for a *** not to bother coming back in. Sits there with a soppy ****ing slapped fanny on all morning. Useless ****.