Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Chelsea

Victor on for Dier

 

Delighted Moses has gone off. He’s been a pain in the arse all afternoon.

 

Giroud for Moses. ****.

 

Commentator trying to get Lamela sent off..... Calls a foul when he got the ball and then quotes an incident with Petr Cech which was actually Fabregas!! twat!!

 

Feck off you chavs let's score another one

 

Not half as delighted as Ben

 

Conte has to bring Clattenberg on if he
wants any chance of saving this game.

 

And Alonso too. Great news.

 

Emerson for Alonso. Like-for-like, I think.

 

'Hazard doesn't normally make a fuss' . Feckin' really???

 

To be fair, vertonghen butchered him.

 

Too many players handshaking and congratulating each other. It's not over til it's over.

 

Jan sticks the studs into Hazard. Any other player, I’d say he’s lucky not to be booked but on this occasion I’ll make an exception

 

Lamela replaced by Sissoko. Thought Moura might get a few minutes, but that's probably sensible.

 

A Sissoko goal now would be heavenly. Imagine a 30 year hoodoo being broken.
Then imagine Moussa Sissoko of all people getting the goal that makes it a rout.

 

Bet there's a great atmosphere in the Chavs box Crackerjack

 

Nah, the last thing you want is a player who’ll pick up the ball, run with it and lose it in a dangerous area. Oh... wait. Forget that!

 

4 minutes. Keep the bloody ball and win set-pieces.

 

Oh yes, Saltypool fans are still coming up with all manner of conspiracy theory buffaloshite about us...

 

Enjoy the Europa League you Chelsea ****s