Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Chelsea

That's cos they have enough on the pitch to beat us

 

We went to Madrid and got a draw, we went to Juve and got a draw, fekking Chavski are a shadow of both of those, COYS!!!!

 

Anyone been given coordinates to @Citizen Kane ’s undersea cave yet? Help a friend out.

 

RCL arrested for murder.

 

Dare I suggest a snorkel would be needed!

 

Ok, the commentators on my stream genuinely just said “Danny Rose”.
I nearly had a heart attack thinking he was playing.
Good April fools joke guys!


Oh and it gets better from the chelsea fans

“Champions of Europe, you’ll never sing that”.

 

We’re gonna regret giving willian this much space on the left..

 

Bye bye Toby and Danny.

COYS

Smash the scum!

 

Lamela has been excellent so far!

Gonna calm down a bit though. He’s flying in to tackles.

 

I’ll be disappointed if we don’t win this by two or three goals

 

Thank **** that was offside

 

WTF was that corner all about????

 

So far the Son up front routine isn’t working against a decent defence. We’ve created nothing and currently look more likely to concede.

 

We're playing well just need a goal

 

or 4

 

Lloris

 

i blame RCL, awful from Hugo though

 

We’re ****ing ****.

 

It’s been coming.