Headline Game v Small Town club near Leeds

We’re up and running again. It’s coming home, it’s coming home, it’s coming Football’s coming homeAt last the International bore break is over and real football is back again.

Time to submit the Headline of Headlines to win the compo and to impress all your friends to summarise today’s game. Can you do it? You can’t not try? (Notice double negative) Previous winners include Trevor, Sebb, I am Groot. Who wouldn’t want to join such an illustrious list?

Well, now ‘s your chance.

Rules as before.

Rules, as before,

1. One entry per person.
2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Tuesday 03/04/208
3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.

 

Newcastle discover their “MoJo”.

 

Perez' Bark stronger than Terriers Bite

 

Uddersfield couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo as Toon play the tune

 

Rafa orchestrates a win while Wagner contemplates a Requiem For A Dream

 

Much against my better judgement I’ve liked this. My wife’s correct I’ve obviously had too much wine tonight. Can’t hold my liquor anymore.

 

MYNT

 

Am I the only one going

 

Soz. Got completely hammered yesterday. Currently feeling poorly on a plane waiting to head to Benidorm. Oops.

 

They Think it's Ayo Over: Late Strike Curbs Dogged Terriers

 

Maybe you need therapy......?

 

T

 

Trust in Rafa FFS!

 

Wagner’s Ring will be getting tighter. Nice Toon though.

 

Wagner comes across as smug at times (no forearms like calves though). It’s good to see him sweat.

 

Terriers Whimper as Magpies steal the golden safety trophy

 

Perez goal gives Toon wiggle room.

 

Trev - you spelt winning wrong.

 

Ay-Ay-Ayo - Toon Leave it Late to Snatch Win and all but Secure Safety

 

Yorkshire bastards made to look like puddings as Rafa takes the gravy.