Leaked documents that GFH don't want you to see (allegedly)

Do you mean Leeds United hating, heckingbottom (arse) Barnsley red socks

 

HAhA

 

Fook me, you're not sniffer as well

 

No im me and he is him 2 separate entities , who are you ? are you him leedsoflondon or are you ,you ? confused you will be ha ha

 

yes whattheheck..ing...bottom ( arse ) he means that traitor red/orange and white barnsley for ever guy and red/ orange scum , the leeds owner Andrea Radrizzani should FORCE heck..ing..bottom ( arse ) should FORCE him to wear the leeds united smiley badge https://www.google.co.th/search?q=s...AhUGu48KHUknDoUQ9QEIKTAA#imgrc=CC3dGSzQK5TTcM:

 

This is some sort of computer virus affecting all threads now. The red sniffy badge virus

 

I,m glad you provided a link to the smiley badge.. Never seen it before. Is that the winner of the new badge competition then?

 

It was a couple of decades ago but I’m not sure sniffy knows what decade we’re in now anyway

 

If only it was only a couple of decades ago.

 

I know but time flies when you’re having fun etc etc

 

You feeling bit on older side this morning

 

Yep. The **** weather doesn’t help...

 

My knees have been bad for the last week need some current bun now.

 

I wouldn't use that particular example of rhyming language in Glasgow, for reasons I'll leave to your imagination

Current Bun = Hun = Protestant.

50% chance of a doing if you say it out loud.

FYI, the left-footer version is:

Jungle Jim = Tim = Catholic

(The Jungle is the Celtic equivalent of the Kop).

 

Topical of the Scots to complicate everything, they don't even know which foot to kick with.

 

Tell you what - let's meet up & I'll kick you twice. Then you can advise me which foot to kick with.

 

That's a very ambiguous reply.
Actually having thought about it I'll have to remember that one

 

When we were at high school, a pal of mine was walking down a main Glasgow shopping street one 'Old Firm' Saturday, when he was approached by a gang. "Hun or Tim?" was the question, meaning he had a 50% (or possibly even 100%) chance of a doing. How he got away with it, I'll never know, but he replied "Jehovah Witness, actually. Can I interest you in one of my tracts". They let him walk on. Personally, I think it was because the yobbos had no idea what a tract was, and feared it was a weapon.

True story, btw.

I can also recall another Old Firm Saturday when I'd got the then girlfriend onto the last train at Glasgow Central Station. I had to walk through the enormous concourse, & whilst doing so, I encountered 30-40 fights of various sizes going on. Don't think anyone was getting hurt, tbh - they were all barely able to stand. It was utterly surreal, from one on ones, to perhaps a dozen or so 'brawling'. And oddly enough, I never felt in the least endangered, possibly because I was wearing my cloaking device - my Partick Thistle hat & scarf.

 

Why look back lets look forward we need big investment in leeds utd so we can get out of the championship the owner can do that , leeds need 20 million spent on at least 6 players or more maybe 35 million pounds , a new head coach and a new director of football for next season