Alcohol Consumption

.......and the UK's biggest drinkers are............The South West Nigels.

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Lots of alkies in Cornwall. Not much else to do bar drink cider and shag your own sister.

 

I’m still feeling rough from Saturday’s antics

Ftp

 

Staying on the topic of getting pissed....

Might turn this into the Hungary v Scotland match fred.

 

2 3rd world ****holes

 

That's Britain not the UK.

 

Get in, Yorkshire beats Scotland for piss heads.

Probably due in part to my mate Billy moving down here from Aberdeen 40 years ago.
He's still has a really strong accent, can barely understand him when pissed.

Hey Billy, how do you spell cucumber

CU.... ACH pish off

Gets him evertime the wee man bless him.

 

My mistake, I thought Ireland was already united m7.

 

I feel marginalised here.

Wholly unappreciated in fact.

 

England meet Russia in the next round.

 

When the SNPs minimum pricing for alcohol kicks in in May the Aldos will have three choices: 1. give up drinking 2. pay the increased costs from their giros and give up food or 3. move to England.

Hopefully most will choose option 3. The streets of London will be all the richer for the sound of the dulcet Glaswegian tones.

 

Why did you give up the booze, m8?

 

I'm moving to Edinburgh. I hear the farmers markets are splendid.

 

Because I drank too much and it nearly killed me.

* farmers'