Match Day Thread V Small town club next to Leeds

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Ready for Huddersfield...

 

Dominating but wasting all our chances. Ominous.

 

How many chances does Gayle need

 

Too ****in many

 

Still no goal! We really can’t fluff our lines today.
Can’t see the match so just following BBC updates as and when l can.
Do we look like getting a goal?
Got to feel if we could just crack one in, we could really go to town.

 

Not with Gayle as the spearhead.

 

Had them all
Over. Gayle missed 3 sitters

 

Gayle needs a blowjob off a mackam.

I know its easy for me to say but I hit the target every night and my missus's flaps are wider than the goals so he should score!!!!!

 

Its ok though as Southampton are wanting to get relegated!

 

Harsh. They haven't been easy chances. I think he's playing well to be fair.

 

And is it ok I have a bit of man love for Diame!

 

Need to get shot of Gayle asap. Couldn't score in a brothel.

(Watch him go score in the first 15 of the second half...)

 

I just think we are controlling the game but both teams would take the point!

 

2. One on ones. If that’s hard. Well
Try Carpet bowls

 

I really don’t give a monkeys chuff who scores, or what part of their anatomy they use to do it, so long as some bugger does.
Oh and of course we don’t let them score either.
To be honest l thought we would be ahead by now, it’s starting to feel anxious

 

Listening on radio. Sounds like we are battering them but can't score.

 

Not really. He should be a reasonable Premier League striker but just shows a real lack of composure in far too many matches.

 

Get. That bauldy fooka. On. See how he does

 

6 Shots - 1 on target and I cant remember the s.o.t.