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Match Day Thread V Small town club next to Leeds

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Mar 30, 2018.

  1. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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  2. Hefty fullback

    Hefty fullback Well-Known Member

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    Ready for Huddersfield...

     
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  3. Eddie's British Plodders

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    Dominating but wasting all our chances. Ominous.
     
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  4. leez

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    How many chances does Gayle need
     
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  5. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Too ****in many :emoticon-0121-angry
     
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  6. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Still no goal! We really can’t fluff our lines today.
    Can’t see the match so just following BBC updates as and when l can.
    Do we look like getting a goal?
    Got to feel if we could just crack one in, we could really go to town.
     
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  7. Eddie's British Plodders

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    Not with Gayle as the spearhead.
     
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  8. leez

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    Had them all
    Over. Gayle missed 3 sitters
     
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  9. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Gayle needs a blowjob off a mackam.

    I know its easy for me to say but I hit the target every night and my missus's flaps are wider than the goals so he should score!!!!!
     
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  10. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Its ok though as Southampton are wanting to get relegated!
     
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  11. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    Harsh. They haven't been easy chances. I think he's playing well to be fair.
     
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  12. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    And is it ok I have a bit of man love for Diame!
     
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  13. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Need to get shot of Gayle asap. Couldn't score in a brothel.

    (Watch him go score in the first 15 of the second half...)
     
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  14. Prince Isak (GG)

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    I just think we are controlling the game but both teams would take the point!
     
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  15. leez

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    2. One on ones. If that’s hard. Well
    Try Carpet bowls
     
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  16. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    I really don’t give a monkeys chuff who scores, or what part of their anatomy they use to do it, so long as some bugger does.
    Oh and of course we don’t let them score either.
    To be honest l thought we would be ahead by now, it’s starting to feel anxious
     
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  17. Seabass

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    Listening on radio. Sounds like we are battering them but can't score.
     
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  18. Eddie's British Plodders

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    Not really. He should be a reasonable Premier League striker but just shows a real lack of composure in far too many matches.
     
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  19. leez

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    Get. That bauldy fooka. On. See how he does
     
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  20. G4rdToonArmy

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    6 Shots - 1 on target and I cant remember the s.o.t.
     
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