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Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Chelsea

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by PleaseNotPoll, Mar 28, 2018.

  1. The RDBD

    The RDBD Well-Known Member

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    They could collapse in the PL outside the top 4
    and yet still win the FA Cup. Wins in the PL
    against Chelsky and Citeh are a far bigger
    statement of resolve IMHO (to show they can
    repeat the results of Feb when it matters) .
     
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  2. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Some people think the world is divided up by race, others by religion, wealth or class but the truth is world is divided up by those that understand the teaching of RCL and the dumbass mo fos that don't...and you my fellow spurs traveller and chief amoung the dumbasses <grr>
     
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  3. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal Forum Moderator

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    Do you ever worry that it is only you on that side of the divide <whistle>
     
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  4. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Stephen Hawkings said it best when he told a doubter

    "listen you ugly ****head...you will die a slow painful death cos I have the money to make t so"

    But in fairness it was claimed that someone hacked into his voice computer
     
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  5. SpursDisciple

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    I'll take that as a yes.
     
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  6. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane Danny Rosebud

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    Same here. I loath everything about that cesspit of a club. From their bent chairman to their inbred racist fans to their unrivalled collection of punchable players to the way they ruined the spirit of football to their total lack of history to the greatest bellend to ever fall from a testicle (John Terry) to their ludicrous design for a new stadium to the pathetic mono-syllabic chants their neanderthal fans still struggle to sing to the fact that they have been the thorn in our side every time we've been on the brink of greatness since Woodgate's face beat them in 2008.

    I look at that ****ing pretentious royal blue kit and my stomach curls in pure bile-filled revulsion, whereas I look at Arsenal and feel the same way I would seeing a particularly ugly kitten get hit by a lorry.
     
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  8. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Sorry guys ... 1 win at the gooners is way way worse than not winning at Chelsea since 1832.

    We lost to Chelsea in the FA Cup semi final and I was cool with the world on Sunday Morning. We lost to the goons in the league for the first time in 3 and a half years last November and every cat in a 7 mile radius went into hiding for a week. Kids in school all got detentions for a month and Christmas was cancelled.
     
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  9. The RDBD

    The RDBD Well-Known Member

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    So you clicked "like" on their official Facebook page.
     
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  10. humanbeingincroydon

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    That reminds me, Dennis Wise has popped his head above the parapet to say...

    No, wait, not above the parapet, as he's too much of a short arse to manage that.

    Dennis Wise has popped his head almost level with the parapet to say nothing remotely interesting or worth repeating, but certainly to serve as a reminder of what a grotty little ****ehouse that club has always been even before the plastics arrived approximately ten minutes after Uncle Roman's cheque cleared.
     
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  11. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Chelsea are a steaming pile of **** who I absolutely despise but they’ll never top the hate I have for those ****cunts in red.

    Better dead than red.
     
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    Sorry, could you narrow it down? That description perfectly fits at least three clubs I can think of...
     
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  13. littleDinosaurLuke

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    Leave Forest, Bristol CIty and Boro alone.

    I hope you beat Chelsea. Should guarantee Utd a top four spot.
     
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    “I wasn’t looking at his hand ref, honestly”
     
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    I hate Arsenal because I’m Spurs, I hate Chelsea because I’m human.
     
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  16. Citizen Kane

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    <applause>

    Well put.
     
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  17. The RDBD

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    Pre-match stuff ...



    The hacks have been idling away for the return of the PL.

    Did any other manager in their pre-match this
    week get asked by hack plank-tons about
    players watching a boxing match this weekend ??
     
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  18. Spurf

    Spurf Thread Mover Forum Moderator

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    Well said <applause>
     
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  19. Ridiculous, although tenuously relevant (as long as it’s a question asked to others) - I imagine that if there are a few lacklustre performances on Sunday then we might be questioning that. However.....
    ‘What were you doing in 1990, Mauricio?’
    Seriously?? That’s the best sports journalistic question you can come up with after 3 feckin’ weeks? <doh>
    These PC’s are an embarrassment of the quality of sports journalism - or maybe just epitomise the paucity of that industry.
    MP somehow manages to remain calm and affable. If it was me, I would be inclined to (impolitely) point out what a complete bunch of crap they come out with. <steam>
     
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  20. The RDBD

    The RDBD Well-Known Member

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    That is "Paul" (surname TBC) the Irish plank-ton.
    By far the biggest oxygen thief in Spurs press conferences.

    Thought he had vanished for good after some absence,
    but obviously he is back.
     
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