What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Never had it.

 

Bet you say that to all the boys..

 

They are usually unconsious.

 

Seems legit. Am sure most people within a few feet of you have been drugged and abducted.

 

Possibly kept hostage.

 

I force them to eat one off my mega breakfasts.

 

That’s enough to killl most mortals.

 

You do at the tennis and squash club just down the road here.

 

I don't know where i put it..

 

We all know where you’d like to put it..


Dirty bastard.

 

Gotta burn them calories somehow.

 

Just made a tortilla wrap with with two rashers of bacon, decent sausage, hash brown and two squares of plastic cheese with ketchup.

I’m not going to lie it was tremendous.

 

Washing it down with rhubarb gin an tonic.

 

#posh

 

I would have swapped that **** ketchup with something else, and maybe doubled the portions. But i like the idea.

 

wtf? my sister has been talking about that.

 

It’s that or neat amaretto .

 

Was awesome. I’d have doubled it too, though if I ate like you I’d be the size of a double fronted house.

 

She says it lovely

 

At this point I’d drink my own piss with vodka..


It’s not all that.