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Off Topic Good Friday Fish n Chips

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Chazz Rheinhold, Apr 12, 2017.

  1. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Which chippys do you go to? They need to review their processes, waste control and lack of efficiencies.

    Every chippy I visit you have to shout on entrance that you want a battered sausage = zero waste.
     
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  2. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    That is controversial, no other word for it.

    I’ll raise the steaks here and say pies are above everything in the chippy pecking order.






















    Please note the clever intended pun re the ( mis) spelling of the word steak.
     
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  3. balkan tiger

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  4. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    FFS

    What do you think if I say,

    Ye went in Bengal on Chants the other night.
    Pickle tray and poppodoms.
    Mixed Tandoori Starter.
    Chicken Madras with Pilau Rice, Keema Nan and a Saag Allo please mate and oh ye a Scotch Egg please.


    I've beaten myself, that would so ****ing go
     
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  5. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    I fail to see your point.
     
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  6. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger Well-Known Member

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    Haddock has a black skin line. Cod is a whiter line .. You can even see the line without the skin on.

     
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  7. BrAdY

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    racist
     
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  8. Barchullona

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    They were married for over 10 years. Was on a course in Ripon in late 80s and she was in the same hotel with an enormous film crew, all on expenses as they were a certain distance from London. Saw the clip they made on TV, it must have lasted all of 3 minutes. She was very pleasant and quite happy to sit chatting with a few of us in the bar, though she didn't drink much whilst the film crew were knocking back shorts like there eas no tomorrow. She said, in a roundabout way, it was nice to have a change and chat to some people who were straight. They say TV put a few lbs on a person but she looked chubbier in real life than she appeared on TV
     
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  9. originallambrettaman

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    Aye, I cocked that up, I thought they were married 92-93, but it was 82-93.
     
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  10. bum_chinned_crab

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    I was gonna say I thought it was a lot longer, they were something of a tv golden couple at one point.
     
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  11. Ernie Shackleton

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    What do the Neopolitans know about pizza?

    I had a pizza in Naples once, it was a ****ing abomination.


    The base was too thin. The tomato sauce was the wrong colour and wasn't thick and gloopy; it was ****ing runny. ****ing runny. The cheese was actually that ball mozzarella stuff that comes in bags and is white (and doesn't taste of cheese). And basically that was it. Five euros. It wasn't worth a ****ing quid.

    Bastard Italians need to get themselves over to the Asda create your own counter and watch Sticky Brenda slathering her gloop all over a twelve inch deep pan, then splattering the top with handfuls of cheesy strands before offering you up to six tempting and delicious toppings. She'll never see you short and to watch her lovingly smoothing the bulging surface of your own creation with her strong, dirty hands is a treat to behold.

    Neopolitans? Pizza? They haven't got a ****ing clue.







    I'm away for a lie down.
     
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  12. dennisboothstash

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    Huh?
    Weirdo
    Battered sausages are specifically cooked for eating after you’ve ordered, but while you wait for your fish!
     
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  13. Edelman

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    I had a nice pizza in brain jar earlier.
    Very nice!! also Olives with SUN dried tomatoes and warm mini breads.
    All for just over £10.
    I will return
     
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  14. Amin Arrears

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    Chippy sausages are ****ing awful.

    In fact near most everything in a chippy is ****ing awful.

    If you ain't having fish and chips you're better off going elsewhere.
     
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  15. Ernie Shackleton

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    Is this in, like, a Hammer House of Horror pizzeria?
     
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    :emoticon-0137-clapp.
    Trinity House lane opposite Bob Carvers it' a cocktail bar it' s very nice.
    A bit limited on the menu but worth a visit.
     
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  17. Ernie Shackleton

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    Arh, got you.

    I don't get down there much these days.

    Although I am partial to a swanky range of cocktails in an art café setting, so I'll put a visit on my bucket list
     
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  18. Arnold_Lane_HCFC

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    Fishist, surely?
     
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  19. balkan tiger

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    The clue is in the name, fish and chip shop.

    Will make an allowance for patties though.
     
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  20. originallambrettaman

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    I’ve occasionally been known to have a Pattie while waiting, never a sausage.
     
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