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Off Topic Ball sacks v Jihadi wadi's

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Mar 27, 2018.

  1. Spurlock

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    Too much money too young...you need to up your game with the ball mate, all this shopping is distracting you.
     
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  2. BobbyD

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    you're a hobbit tel?
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

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    ... nice ... presumably they are (initially) more comfortable than a traditional pair?
     
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  4. Spurlock

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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I have slightly wider feet than most, Converse don't fit me. Never mind.

    I'm keeping a close eye on proceedings mate, it's heavily one sided by now and that is not a slant at HIAG's midriff.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Dude I've just said I've never owned pair before, tha **** would I know? <laugh>
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

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    upload_2018-3-28_15-39-21.jpeg ... don't fall for it Comm ... you know he's desperate! <laugh>
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

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    ... there is a clue in the word "presumably" <doh> ... 'twas more of a statement

    ... got my first docs as a teenager back in the 70's ...was part of our unofficial "school uniform" <laugh> ...16 hole black boots worn with Oxford bags that had raised seams <yikes>
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    Bob comes out with the odd 25 yard pile driver into the top corner but it's usually when his team is already 3-0 up.

    Could be a good option off the bench
     
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  10. Chief

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    No way am I reading all this ****e, synposis for me please if you could?

    Am I in midfield?
     
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  11. BobbyD

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    luxury player. Ain't willing to get himself messy but when the going is good i will bring the flair
     
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  12. Spurlock

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    We are picking teams...it was myself and Comm picking basically and we are insulting the other team, with our insults being football related if and when possible. It's like we are living the dream but on Not606. There's personal taunts much like the modern day Twitter wars that take place between individuals. We also have certain personalities we are having to deal with just like real life..for example...Piskie is acting like Alexis Sanchez and is being a bit shady. There's Luv who can't seem to get a Work Permit...so he's struggling to find a Team. There's Sucky who's temperament cannot be trusted therefore is being discarded etc etc

    You're playing for the Jihadi Wadis Chief...training in the morning.

    We are at the squad building stage
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    That's why you only managed an average of 6 minutes a game all season.
     
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  14. You’re in the hands of experts, here, Tel.

    I’m just waiting for Pix to rip into Skiddy in the evening fixture, and I think we’ll have the league in the bag.
     
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    Dr Martin's are for students and lesbians .

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    Beards are for hipsters and ****s

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  17. FosseFilberto

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    Dr Martins are dog pills ya dumbcnut <doh> ... Dr Martens on the other hand <laugh>
     
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    nowt to argue with here <whistle>
     
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  19. I have a whispy wizard’s goatee.

    There’s nothing gay about that.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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