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Off Topic Ball sacks v Jihadi wadi's

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Mar 27, 2018.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You picked the wild card fam. Gonna need to deal with unpredictability that comes with my genius.
     
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  2. Spurlock

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    You mean hiding?

    Sound about right for you when push comes to shove, another reason I didn't bother with you
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... if it's any consolation @Commachio .. I don't for one minute believe Quentin's assertion that you will trip over your boot laces ... given that I know for a fact that you are still sporting those Velcro boots yer mam got you <ok>
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

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    <laugh> Ive broken you haven't I.
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    and we know who won this^^^^
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    As you can see, I don't ever **** with you, I only respond when you ask me to, yes indeed you have broken me <doh>

    You're a One trick Pony
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Mancini’s bricking himself there fam <laugh>
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

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    And you know why now. :)
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    Anyway...I'm choosing @aberdude if he wants to join in. I've seen him playing on the Politics thread...he can stick the boot in no probz.

    It's a tricky one...contract negotiations might stall


    Is it even my turn to pick?

    @Commachio
     
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  10. I can provide the dressing room entertainment - lighting rock guitar licks and card tricks - to keep moral high.

    Bambi provides the entertainment for the Ball Sacks, but it’s less sophisticated and tends to rely more on slapstick.
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    .. it's way more sophisticated Quents <doh> ... it distinguishes between acronyms and synonyms with a mental agility that your monosyllabic persona and tendency towards the excessive use of commas could only marvel at ... and never, ever, ever embarrasses itself with the wholly inappropriate and cringe worthy vernacular (for one of your shade and physique) of "me bredrin" when it's so obvious that the closest you have ever been to "street" is a compulsive addiction to Corrie whilst filling your ample cheek pouches with chocolate digestives <ok> <laugh>
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    If you're fetching that ****ing div kid on our team Ima flip to the other side.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just bought some Doc Martens.

    @Commachio would be proud of me if he wasn't dead*.

    *Not actual dead just dead to me, for the purpose of this thread.
     
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  14. SpursDisciple

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    15 ****ing pages and I've still no clue. Still fuming about being picked after people who have ****ed this site off. But I don't know how fuming I am until I know what on earth is going on. Anyway, 8 more pages to go. And I will go ballistic if it's not clear at the end.
     
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  15. Spurlock

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    Ohh its personal....ok..we will leave him...it was just media speculation anyway...ill see you at training in the morning Tel.
     
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    Actually visited the factory in Wollaston (near Wellingborough) and saw some of the range being made during my time as an adviser in practice - they were undoubtedly my favourite client ... there is also a factory shop in Wollaston "the Doc Shop" where you can pick up some real bargains if you are in the area - although they tend to be discontinuing ranges etc <ok>
     
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  17. Spurlock

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    We are picking teams and we are insulting each other with our insults being football related if and when possible. It's like we are living the dream but on Not606. There's personal taunts much like the modern day Twitter wars that take place between individuals. We also have certain personalities we are having to deal with just like real life..for example...Piskie is acting like Alexis Sanchez and is being a bit shady. There's Luv who can't seem to get a Work Permit...so he's struggling to find a Team. There's Sucky who's temperament cannot be trusted therefore is being discarded etc etc
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... we don't need him now that we know that HIAG will only be cleaning changing rooms (he's your "key man" - gentle let down) ... and even if you do bring him on towards the end of the game for charitable reasons (inclusiveness for the fat kid with the two left feet etc) we know a guy with a small dog called Allan that can **** on demand and do twisty back flips ... more than an intellectual match for Quents as I'm sure you can agree? <ok>
     
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  19. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    #raging!
     
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  20. SpursDisciple

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    But I'm on the same side as Piskie. Gonna need some new material. My Ginger material is all but spent now.
     
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