Off Topic Ball sacks v Jihadi wadi's

No I've gone ya thick ****

 

I wanted a team full off Lee Cattermoles, and we ended up with a ****ing Rylan.

 

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Plus I think Piske will go on strike.

 

That's good. Jaffa cakes for @brb i'll have a carslberg special brew. Make yourself useful.

 

Fosse joining them was our best signing yet

 

... HIAG laughing about fat kids is splendidly ironic .. like his wizard's cape is 'medium' ... how long until the melty flange is demanding bans on this thread, I wonder ?

 

I can see our team self imploding.

 

When our team captain is the only one that can dish them out

 

Have you seen this? It's all over Sky Sports

Ballsack FC's latest training session

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..I didn't join ... was drafted ... like I've ever needed a team to rattle you girls ... Quents has been continually blubbing and demanding bans ever since I suggested that he might have a sock ... does you picking him mean you also have Saints?

 

It's a shame Tobes has requested time off for personal reasons..he's a stalwart, warrior, we will miss him

 

Just checked your Punjabi privilege and you are not allowed to use the word Niggaz as actual ******s will find it extremely offensive .

 

Wow you're a bit of a loose cannon

 

Spurlock has hiag. I think @brb was just trying to even things out.

 

Don't worry about it...Niggaz I know don't mind...your pretending Niggaz can get fukt, just like you.

 

...the sad twat is well and truly fooked then ... he'll be crying into his shandy at his next gig at the Dorset WI

 

Hiag is our Eriksen...pulls the strings

 

... he should have gone for Saints then?

 

How do you know he is sat?

He maybe using his zimmer frame to go to the co-op for more jaffa cakes.

 

I've just received this by PM

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