Off Topic Ball sacks v Jihadi wadi's

We had Stan but ended up with Flossy ffs

 

Look at your crew, all we have to do is wait for tomorrow night and you'll all start battering each other

You've got Bod who will be too busy explaining the rules and regulations to everybody to notice that he's been dry gaped by you who hasn't seen any action since you fried your own face off making dog **** Pad Thai.

Then you got Comm who's a ***** and will take the extra shift at work instead of turning up for the scrap, lock himself in the fridge whilst ****ing over some puff pastry.

Brb will argue with Fosse over anything and knock
Himself out with his ban hammer and Fosse will end up in a seizure trying to think of something funny to write about it.

Big Ern will be lifted by yewtree, NSIS Mrs won't let him join in and sky will be hiding in some nearby bushes.

 

You've **** the bed there.

 

as it happens i am going to work today.

 

Probably exactly what will happen to be fair.

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The hills are alive with the sound of homo's

 

You still dreaming of Rupert’s cinnamon ring?

 

I should have picked the team, not that ****ing dildo @brb

 

Nooo the dildo's on the jibbyjabbiy side.

 

You're beaten already, Ima omelette this motherfucker.

 

Quentin, Quentin, Quentin ... aren't you due at Quidditch practice?

 

Spurlock has ****ed you lot, lesson one in beef wars is to pick Tel first.

 

I rest my case ginge.

 

Have never had a seizure buddy (and wouldn't want one) ... was asymptomatic when I had my own little 'adventure' .. which made it even more surreal tbh

 

Lesson one, be on the team with the man with the hammer

 

Your pain is almost too much to bear.

 

... like you'd have a case ffs

 

... rather like your 'music' then

 

Trouble is, you just know he’ll ban Bambi, first, just to shut him up!