Spurs not winning anything hasn’t changed in a decade
If Spurs had won what I've won over the last decade, we'd be rocking.
Cadnam, which was a new gig for us, was a roaring success - as they all are!
The manageress described us as the best band she has heard play the pub - another compliment that we are very often paid - and we got three private bookings from the punters.
Hey, Skids! How many gigs you got this year, or next?
What?
None?
Thought so, you talentless, tone-deaf, ginger tit!
Unless you count the hearts and minds of a large part of the Nation.
Footy played the "Spurs way" is intoxicating, Commie.
are you intoxicated?are you intoxicated?
I was on £42k when I worked for the NHS and now I have buy second hand y-fronts off eBay

If we’re in for Alderweireld, I hope we get him before the World Cup.

...might be best after Matthew ... the price of Belgian players tends to bomb after the national team's performance in major tournaments ... Lukaku usually seen walking around disconsolately holding a banjo and looking for bigger barns ...![]()
Out of interest I looked up Vardy and Lukaku’s shot accuracy. Identical. They also have the same number of PL goals although one provides a lot more assists....might be best after Matthew ... the price of Belgian players tends to bomb after the national team's performance in major tournaments ... Lukaku usually seen walking around disconsolately holding a banjo and looking for bigger barns ...![]()
Out of interest I looked up Vardy and Lukaku’s shot accuracy. Identical. They also have the same number of PL goals although one provides a lot more assists.
Apparently one of them would make the all time PL team (not Lukaku).
If we’re in for Alderweireld, I hope we get him before the World Cup.
Rumour has it that he refuses to join cos of the way Maureen has treated Shaw and Pogba.
The exact quote was "Even though they are **** players he doesn't have to keep ****ing them off."
It was on Sky sports so must be true.
Ouch!
That stat will rattle Bambi.
... Vardy has the best seasonal stats against the top 6 of any EPL striker by a country mile 
No, it's a joke.That’s crap.
That’s crap.
I know mate...it really is a crap way for Jose to behave!
What an utter thunder **** that man is ... so much so he makes fergie look almost tolerable