Hull tops list.

Looks like I hit a raw nerve there.

 

Sheffield men satisfied you more than Hull men?

 

It’s a load of crap,
The article says 2000 people then 200 couples...maths doesn’t stack

 

They included ****ers?

 

So you were part of the survey then?

 

I only finished quick because I heard the bins rattle and saw a torch beam.

 

And the song is only 2 minutes long mmmmm lol

 

It is the amount of time in the title which is relevant thing.

Though this more appropriate nowadays.

 

The current gf has no cause for complaint.
The milkman has been doing your job for years.

 

That would be something as there has been no milkman around our way for years.
Who is making sure your gf has no cause for complaint?

 

It only takes around 5 minutes to poach kippers. Having the smell linger around more than another 5 minutes would not be ideal.

 

Glorious thread.

 

Agreed. I haven't had kippers for breakfast in years, they're going on the menu quick sharp.

 

neither satisfied me!

 

"She also explained that women in Kingston-upon-Hull may feel obliged to “liemax” - a popular term for a fake orgasm."???

I notice that those Johnny cum latelies in Norwich are only 2 mins slower than us.

Must be the exciting life style there.

 

Has nobody told you that you shouldn’t look at the Sun, it can cause you serious damage.

 

I always put my polaroids on when reading it so I will be OK.

 

Last 20% longer. If you ever have relations with a woman let us all know how you get on.

 

You can Google stuff like that if you want know owt.

A friend.

 

I can google to find out if you have had relations with a woman? Won't be a large entry (no pun intended).