It was the death stare from the guy sat nearby that made me decide to stick with you Mighty. and I knew that as she wasn't a granny Gloria would disapprove.
Yes you're right I did already know about you,don't wear the grey trousers next meet up they showed up all the stains.
Just stole this off facebook. Took my dog to the dole office,to sign him on today,the man behind the counter said,you idiot,we don't give dogs dole. I said why not,he's brown,he stinks,he's never worked a day in his life and he can't speak English. They said he will get his first payment next week.
No place on this forum for racism like this You should be more like Mario He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the nips, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a yid!
Reporter goes to Cheshire to interview some locals Reporter "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Paul." Reporter: "Sex?" Paul: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Paul: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Paul: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Paul: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Paul: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.Unless I run it over in my lorry"
