Off Topic Are beards gay?

So in real life you like a fat Chinese lesbian with facial hair - no wonder you go for fat birds as they can’t run away.

How does Spurlock get a fat bird in to bed ?
Piece of cake









or chloroform

 

No in real life I was just reeling Fosse in...the rest is your impression of JR Tolkien

 

Of course you were fam

 

...bit of an epic fail then ... I'm neither fat or Chinese ... although I might conceivably be a lesbian

 

Calm down ladies

Cool guys have beards won

 

Not as a collective vote.

They are voted very gay, wannabe hipsters, lazy ****s or homeless.

 

Collective vote? You just made that **** up

5 votes is the most votes...so beards win.

Close the Poll mate

 

Off course i've made it up.

Poll won't close till beards are voted gay

 

CBA to read through the thread, but I've had a beard for 25 years so they are cool as ****, apart from those ****ing stupid whispy hipster beards

 

To late hairy man. The collective view is that they are gay, very gay.

 

Is that coz you can't grow one ? Anyway the poll says they are cool as ****, so **** you

 

... only because of a late influx of gay voters ... point proven

 

You are sounding very much like @Spurlock what is it with hairy gay men bitching about such small matters.

The collective poll cleary states that beards are owned by very gay wanna hipster homeless people.

 

Sure thing bum fluff boy

 

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HIAG

 

'Cool guys have beards' has killed it by 4 clear votes...Poll closed

We won't call you a fat lesbian Comm, don't worry about it

 

#Gay

 

I once went to a barbers out of necessity and I'd never used him before.... he shaved my sideys clean off, that was a bad few days.

 

Beards for the win.

Not those huge ones - just decent sized one.

I like mine.