Had half a tin of soup at lunchtime. A **** load of **** going on at home so finished the day with 5 guinnesses.
That looks tidy, fair play. I assume there be gravy? Had a hotel breakfast this morning so was full english followed by Greek yoghurt and berries then a pain aux raisins. Skipped lunch! Tea was McShit. Having a bottle of Malbec and some kettle crisps for 'supper'. Proper healthy day like.
Thought you had gone upmarket and decorated it with strawberry confit and fresh blueberries but realised it was the pattern on your plate.