What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

That sounds like cat food

 

If I was your son I'd be looking for a foster home, if you gonna cook some salmon risotto.

 

Tel don't need to cook. He just buys the business.

 

Baked beans?

That's some council house **** that bro.

 

I didn’t cook it but it was actually pretty good.

 

And had the nerve to call it gourment

 

I would like my own chef mind, I think I'd have a sushi chef.

 

I'm thinking he was being sarcastic.

 

Years back one colleague told another colleague that he had “right to buy written all over your face”.

The silence was quite awkward.

 

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Employ ginge

 

It still sounds like cat food

 

I'd rather starve to death.

 

Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it, I was ****ing sceptical the first time. Now it’s my go to easy cheat meal.

Food not really my thing though. Never seen the point in spending hours cooking a meal, the extra taste isn’t worth the time.

 

My sort of chef right here ^^^

 

Have you tried spaghetti hoops with tuna, porridge and grated toenail?

 

You'd probably **** yourself to death anyway if you did.

 

No cheese? Sounds ****

 

The irony being he’d destroy Tel’s ringpiece with his cooking and would want Tel to destroy his ringpiece using a different method.

 

You can **** in it if you want. That’s optional.