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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Mar 23, 2018.

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are beards gay

  1. gay

  2. not gay,

  3. lazy ****s

  4. wannabe hipsters

  5. scruffy lazy ****s

  6. homeless people

  7. lazy gay scruffy ****s

  8. cool guys have beards

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  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    According to the 16th-century poet Christopher Smart, "The shaving of the chin was an invention of the people of Sodom to make men look like women".


    Others believe it started with Alexander the great, to reveal his beauty but also coz he took it up the bum

    Like drop crotch trousers think shaving was a gay thing
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Do you have a problem with men looking like women> <laugh>
     
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  3. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Truthfully my biggest nightmare, even as a kid was pulling, getting "her" home and revealing a surprise package <laugh>

    I just want my women to be women <laugh>
     
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  4. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    You must have pulled some ****ing munters like
     
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  5. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Surprisingly only 2 I recall were munters and i knew both were women. Was bored. One in college changing rooms and t'other in an office whilst waiting for a meeting

    Strangely the fear started with someone who I thought was beautiful. <laugh> saw this "woman" on tele when I was in my teens. She was gorgeous. I was like " I'd ruin that". Turned out to be a bloke after op. Scared since<laugh>
     
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  6. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    They had beards didn’t they? Come on, come clean now <laugh>

    I daren’t lift this skirt for fear of finding something bigger than mine lol

    @SuckMyKlopp admitted to banging a ladyboy and was having it as #standard non gay rutting......
     
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  7. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Nah they were ugly ****s but beardless. Ones actually not bad looking now.

    Weird really seen an old conquest who was proper fit but looks woeful now, whereas some munters from back i n the days lookkn aight
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Fans sex goddess

    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

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    If your reaction to this is anything less than Ponce, there is something wrong with you.

     
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  10. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    The question is.....

    Wid ye?
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    No. But it's a big fat yes from fan.
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Beardy ****s.
     
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  13. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Whenever in my life I have messed my facial hair up i.e shaved a bit too much off therefore have to get my Tache really short etc. The resulting embarassment of feeling affeminate has forced me to stay indoors all week till it grows back.
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    So your facial hair is that important that you hide indoors all week?

    Sounds hipsterish to me.
     
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  15. Tobes

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    Say what? <laugh>
     
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  16. Tobes

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    @thefanwithnoname

    Fan are you having this one bruv?

    Wid or widnae?
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

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    ... similar sort of thing has afflicted Spurs fans after the final game of the season for over 50 years <whistle>

    ... and this "affeminate" thing ... is it like a real affirmation of being effeminate?
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

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    ...if it's a bird ... and it looks like one ... just imagine the muff! <yikes>
     
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  19. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    ****in hate hipsters...they've ruined the beard. I've had facial hair since the days of men having facial hair.
     
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  20. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Once I messed my chin hair up...had to shave it off..felt deformed, like I was born without a chin...looked like a fat Chinese lesbian
     
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