Does anyone have any tips on writing my acceptance speech? I’ve got the obvious stuff, thanking my parents, my agent (Ell, of course), the persons nominating me, Chesh for his daily master class in saying daft things, glory for teaching me there is a grey lining to every sunny cloud, Shaks for the advice never to post unless drunk...... and of course a bit about how it won’t change my life but will give me the chance to help disadvantaged children in Nicaragua (or Bermondsey, it’s a close call). Just not sure I’ve not missed something
Telling me.. Just another here doing the celebrating before anything is actually won. Talking of which it’s good to know our u23s contain the new messi and Ronaldo and the new pep is coaching our under 5s.
My agent has promised me, although the fee was high, he’s guaranteed me success And I trust him, he’s an estate agent after all
As glory would say.,strange that a guy in his 60s would have thoughts about sitting on a penis shaped trophy.Just saying.