Had a beard before these knobhead hipsters got involved with them. I mainly have it because I'm an ugly **** so it somewhat hides it... A little bit anyway. It's a proper beard though, none of that shaped-up stubble stuff, can grab a decent handful of mine.
There's more germs in the average beard than in the average urinal. Hipsters should be forced into Dignitas to make sure they don't invent some sort of hipster flu.
Grew a beard when I was 19. Never found a reason to get rid of it 38 years on. Still shave everyday. Sometimes twice a day if there's family/dining/wtf ever **** going on later
I read somewhere that it was not the done thing for men to shave and when a man did others would not look at him directly in case they found themselves attracted to his "feminine" features. Yes implying that shaving was feminine So it goes to prove that shaving created ***** ****s, and is the reason for the bad aids In relation to the question, therefore, its not beards that are gay, but shaving that's gay
So what you're saying is had our forefathers not started shaving, we woukdnt have the transgender issues of today? ****ing shaving caused bad aids and transgenders
Beards per se aren’t gay. The hipster look should be dealt with via the legal system though. The over grown pointy beard lathered in beardy products, in combination with a box jacket, T shirt, skinny jeans that are about 4 inches too short, with a no sock shoe combo to complete the ****ishness. It’s like an unofficial uniform for ****s.
They all own pop up restaurants that serve clean vegan gluten free meals served on upcycled 'shabby chic' gardening materials, with a hoppy craft ale served in a pan. ****s.
66% off this poll agree that people with beards are either gay, wannabe hipsters or homeless, or a combination off all three. Therefore beards are gay.
