Hey I have this award and treasure it,i polish it every night,it`s an an honour to tell visitors all about it,you want one? just vote for your self,simples
Shut it paddy, you're still not allowed to nominate yourself as will become apparent once the rules are up, I'm at work atm don't you know......
Well, I don't agree. It's true you squeek a bit when you walk, but that's just a bit of tightness and that could be easily remedied, but farting? No. Release of a bit of compressed air from the poop shute can't really be classed as a fart.