Toby Alderweireld

... always play Pogba there? .. he's obviously not a central midfielder

 

... it's good, commendable even, ... but still Championship level (although might still make the play offs) ... let me show you how you get to the next level ...

"down is up...up is down and there is a trophy yield ... planet ginger is like a poor copy of a Dr Suess story....The Twat With The Baht"

... I don't require a fee for this, but you could donate to one of my chosen charities... The Friends Of Hufflepuff - Wizards With Tiny Wands... is one I'm sponsoring currently ... it's in support of a good friend of mine who wasn't exactly blessed by the sorting hat ... coincidentally, a Spurs fan too ... you don't also play in a band do you?

 

Dr Suess Rhymes you useless mo fo...


see ... my teaching of sensitive communication skills come in handy again

 

are you suggesting I play on my organ in public...

 

May I refer to my avatar.

 

was gonna ask ... why is the kid holding his middle finger down?

 

Because you were probably doing a headstand again.

 

Skiddy wasn't blessed with intelligence.

 

And you wasnn't blessed with a musical ear.

 

My complete mastery of the electric guitar is killing you, isn't it, Skiddy?

Someone like you can only dream of being able to do what I can do with my fingers.

 

Well I'm sure you would like to believe that but the truth didn't destroy me but it did provide a ****ing good laugh though so fair play for that.

 

You still not figured out how that dildo works yet ?

 

@brb

Skiddy reckons that this is **** and proves that I cannot play guitar...

https://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=10475745

 

@brb

Skiddy reckons that this demonstrates **** guitar playing ability...

https://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=8327612

 

@brb

This is my version of Sister Morphine...

https://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=7647676

 

@brb

This is track of my own, written a long while ago. Everything you hear is me, except for the drums which are played by an American mate of mine. I sent the track to him, he recorded the drums in his studio, then sent it back.

I'm playing a Gibson Les Paul Gary Moore Signature guitar (one of the original ones made in 2001). Stupidly, I sold that guitar a couple of years back. It had fantastic tone.

https://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=8452991

 

Ok, lets listen to the opening 15 seconds of yours (out of key) and a competent guitarists version below.

I rest my case as you're either mutton Jeff or just a pub strummer.

PS. And you sing like a girl with a marrow up her fanny.

 

HIAG gonna be sending @brb nude pics of himself next

 

Skiddy, you are consumed with jealousy.

My versions are just that - my versions.

I'm not teach ****ers like you how to play, or to try to copy every nuance of Hendrix, or Page, or whomever. I play these songs how I want to play them. If I had wanted to play it exactly how Hendrix plays it on, say, the studio cut, I would be able to do that.

Anyway, you keep listening to my playing, and long may it keep burning you up inside.

 

Why would I do that?

brb didn't asked to see pictures of me naked; he asked me to post him links to some of my stuff.