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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Mar 23, 2018.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Since nobody else has bothered yet I'll kick it off today.

    The air-con in my fake shed is being installed Saturday, the inside is finished and I'll be taking all of the stuff I removed from my last fake shed and putting it on shelving in the new fake one.

    Depending on the weather I will be painting the outside and maybe lugging 1 ton (or is that tonne?) of ballast and another of sharp sand through the house to go down as a fake base on my fake paving outside my imaginary shed.
     
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  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Yer shed’s nonsense

    Re weekend: can’t reveal my movements. Sorry.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^^ on the run after his arson job at vicky's
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I told the bouncers they’d regret that KB
     
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    Thinking of heading up to the Hermitage of Braid. If anyone wants to meet in the woods for some bum fun PM me.

    Or email me at [email protected]
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It would depend on how heavy the ballast is, as a tonne is heavier than a ton.
     
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Ton of bricks or tonne of feathers?
     
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  8. GroveRanger

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    Metric iirc. 1000kg each so tonnes according to my sauces
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Also there is a third common variation where you say "****in hell, this weighs a tun" meaning something heavy but of no fixed weight.

    Yer welcum.
     
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  10. Strange Nipples ST

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    Ton also means town.

    This is fun! (not really).
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Which is heavier, an ounce of gold or an ounce of feathers?


    An ounce of gold is heavier as gold is always measured in troy ounces which are heavier than normal ounces


    ****in yaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssss <party>
     
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    Out tonight for a meal, someones birthday and I don't really like the **** but have an obligation to go cos it's ****ing family.

    Tomorrow morning I'm tidying up the neighbours garden. They're old folk and both riddled with arthritis and can't do much. lolz

    Following this I'm off to the pub where we will stream the Curacao v Boliva game swiftly followed by Armenia v Estonia all the while keeping a close eye on the QotS score, should be a good afternoon.

    Sunday, Church lunch pub as per.
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    TONIGHT: YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP - BERNADETTE IS GOING TO THE KOSC FOR A CHARITY DO!!!!

    TOMORROW: Going to the Big House to watch OLDCO LEGENDS

    SUNDAY: COTTAGING
     
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  14. Tina.

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    Arsehole.
     
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    See there is a wee hostage situation going on in a French supermarket just now?
     
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  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Only interested if Islam related.
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Aren´t they all?
     
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  18. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    maybe they only tell us about the muzzy ones
     
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  19. monacoger

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    Mindy trying to give it large in Burger King. Patience and the gang had other ideas...

     
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  20. GroveRanger

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    "......and STAY out!"

    Poor fecker got punched, slapped, kicked, had his neck stood on and then tasered and all because they stopped serving breakfast. That never happened to Michael Douglas in Falling Down iirc.
     
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