Since nobody else has bothered yet I'll kick it off today. The air-con in my fake shed is being installed Saturday, the inside is finished and I'll be taking all of the stuff I removed from my last fake shed and putting it on shelving in the new fake one. Depending on the weather I will be painting the outside and maybe lugging 1 ton (or is that tonne?) of ballast and another of sharp sand through the house to go down as a fake base on my fake paving outside my imaginary shed.
Thinking of heading up to the Hermitage of Braid. If anyone wants to meet in the woods for some bum fun PM me. Or email me at [email protected]
Also there is a third common variation where you say "****in hell, this weighs a tun" meaning something heavy but of no fixed weight. Yer welcum.
Which is heavier, an ounce of gold or an ounce of feathers? An ounce of gold is heavier as gold is always measured in troy ounces which are heavier than normal ounces ****in yaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssss
Out tonight for a meal, someones birthday and I don't really like the **** but have an obligation to go cos it's ****ing family. Tomorrow morning I'm tidying up the neighbours garden. They're old folk and both riddled with arthritis and can't do much. lolz Following this I'm off to the pub where we will stream the Curacao v Boliva game swiftly followed by Armenia v Estonia all the while keeping a close eye on the QotS score, should be a good afternoon. Sunday, Church lunch pub as per.
TONIGHT: YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP - BERNADETTE IS GOING TO THE KOSC FOR A CHARITY DO!!!! TOMORROW: Going to the Big House to watch OLDCO LEGENDS SUNDAY: COTTAGING
"......and STAY out!" Poor fecker got punched, slapped, kicked, had his neck stood on and then tasered and all because they stopped serving breakfast. That never happened to Michael Douglas in Falling Down iirc.
