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Jack Carlton and Jos Morinho having a drink at a bar

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  1. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    Jose Mourinho and Jack Charlton are sat having a drink at a bar when Jose asks Jack "how do you think my current side would do against the great Leeds team of the 70's?" Jack thinks for a minute and says "it would be close, probably a draw!" Jose is pleased with this and gets up to leave with a huge smile on his face, "mind you" says Jack, "to be fair we haven't trained for 40 years!!!"
     
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    you would win if you bunged em a few bob <ok>
     
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  3. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    No need. We just need to bring Beckford back
     
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    MIGHTY Del-Boy

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    <laugh> you could do with him now <ok>

    cant hit a barn door with an Ekubanjo or Beckford
     
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    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    We could and we could also do with Jack Charlton <laugh>
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Three Leeds fans drinking in a bar talking about how bad their team is.
    1st fan says I blame the manager for me having to watch this ****
    2nd fan says I blame the players for me having to watch this ****
    3rd fan says I blame my parents
    fans 1 and 2 say how the fook can you blame your parents ?
    fan 3 says cos if I was born in Bermondsey I would be a wall fan
     
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  8. lifecheshirewhite

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    Well you're more of a Frank Spencer than a Ken Dodd <doh> yep some mothers do have em.
     
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    ok Betty <ok>
     
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    Millwall fan and his dog walk into a bar while there the football results come up on the TV
    the commentator announces that Millwall had won and the dog leaps in the air doing somersaults and barking
    the barman says wow that's amazing what does he do when Millwall lose
    the Millwall fan replies I don't know iv only had him 10 weeks <laugh>
     
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    2 fishermen sitting on the riverbank one Saturday afternoon,
    1st fisherman turns to the other and says"Leeds have lost again"
    The other looks at him, and says "How do you know that, we didn't bring a radio and we left out phones at home?"
    1st fisherman points to his watch "Because its five to five"
     
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    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    & who is this Jack Carlton geezer?
     
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    or Jos Morinho for that matter Irish jig dancers my guess <ok>
     
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    As in all your posts ignorance is bliss.
    <laugh>
     
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    Who's wife was it?
    C'mon, there's only four of yous
     
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    I wish I only had mine for 10 weeks :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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    That's not funny, TC
     
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    You've been looking at same FB content as me.....:emoticon-0105-wink: I thought it was brilliant too.

    Someone should put it on the manu forum....:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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