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Brexit Deal?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Spastic ***** **** actually<ok>
     
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    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    The vote was to Leave so just get on with it, can't have a vote not go your way and keep belly-aching and asking for another referendum. Wait a minute.......
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    If there is a soft border then the UK won't have left. Brexit isn't going to happen troops <party>
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Then I’ll be back to the bookies to collect again.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Me too, China <ok>
     
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  6. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    but we need sawdringty over are laws over uneelektid brushlls boorokats SSF!!
     
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  7. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    See after 'Brexit' will I still be able to go to Koln and make an eejit o' maself in the twenty four hour gay dive bar?
     
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  8. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    You'll be allowed out of the UK but you might not get back in if you come back with a suntan and speaking any of that foreign lingo. And if they find out you've been eating any of that foreign muck (bratwurst, paella, vegetables etc.) you'll have to pass the UK IELTS test before you're allowed back in (on a temporary visa).

    Welcome to post-Brexit UK, buddy!
     
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  9. Tina.

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  10. gas

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    On the plus side we'll have blue passports, chlorinated chicken and Cornish Pasties from America.


    Yaaaaaaaaasssssssssss<party>
     
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  11. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    No' me, pal. I don't eat chicken and I make my own vegetarian Cornish-style pasties using only locally-sourced, organic ingredients from the local farmer's market.

    @DUNCAN DONUTS has been bugging me for ages for the recipe but he's not getting it.
     
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    Nae f****n' chance o' a suntan; might however be chattin' in pidgun 'Deutsch' if I am still a wee bit pished. Bit of a problem wi' the Nurnberger Bratwurst, various Schnitzels, Kentucky Fried Chicken and Pizzahut!

    Probably just do a 'Tom Hanks' in Koln/Bonn or Franz Josef Strauss Flughafens until it is tome for my next foray into Nord-Rhein Westfalia or Bayern.

    Thank f**k for the 'Implementation Period' says I.
     
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  13. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    That's very interesting, Tina. Very interesting.
     
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    This a-hole has just gotta be from the mid-west bible belt!
     
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  15. gas

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    Typical brexit voter. Pity the **** didn't die. SCUM

    Hopefully the Russians will nuke us before Brexit becomes final, be better off having instant death IMHO.
     
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    Loving the irony of Trotyskists refusing to believe the Russian state could murder its citizens abroad.
     
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  17. Tina.

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    Fûckoff.
     
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    @Tina.
     
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  19. Tina.

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    Arsehole.
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    See when ye didne bother yer arse voting in the EU referendum because you knew it was gonne be a complete mongfest it's great to be able to sit back and laugh at all the Brexiteers and Remoaners slag **** oot each other.

    Buncha dungbunnies <laugh>
     
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