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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by BillyBobBallbag, Mar 18, 2018.

  1. Fez

    Fez Well-Known Member

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    Agreed; you can't separate the two...
     
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  2. Plum

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    Not scoring points here BCC but it's more life threatening than you might think. In the over-80 category 10% die within 30 days, 33% will die within a year, because of complications like blood clots, pneumonia and simply the trauma of an invasive operation. My mother is in her nineties, she has already survived a hip fracture so the odds on her further survival were not great. However it still shouldn't take 2 hours for an ambulance to turn up when someone is lying inert in the road in winter.
    She did survive by the way :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  3. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I appreciate that and am glad it worked out for you, but try to detach yourself from that and put yourself in the hands of the call centre and it wouldn’t be the absolute top priority emergency. On another day the ambulance might have been there in 5 mins.

    Anyway, back to ****s drink driving...
     
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  4. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    So do (did) ambulances.
     
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  5. City Man

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    Needs to get himself to the Priory.

    Good quiz night on a Thursday, and very handy for Oddbottle and Hastings.
     
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  6. dennisboothstash

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    Can I add life bans for people that don’t use winter tyres when driving in the snow please? Cheers
     
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  7. DMD

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    What have you got against golfers?
     
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  8. dennisboothstash

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    I quite like golf in the ice
    Your drives go bloody miles
     
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  9. Kempton

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    Can you find your balls?
     
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  10. DMD

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    It'll either be stuck at the back of the little windmill, or in the octopus. <ok>
     
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  11. Mr Hatem

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    Golfers have spare tyres not winter tyres.
     
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  12. Barchullona

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    They cost money but you don't get charged for calling one. At least a heart attack is a genuine reason.
     
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  13. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    It’s the ones walking the mooch in Summer tread flip flops we need to be wary of.
     
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  14. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> :emoticon-0136-giggl :emoticon-0136-giggl :emoticon-0136-giggl :emoticon-0137-clapp :emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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  15. TIGERSCAVE

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    Driving this morning early doors, Five live interviewed a couple from the Midlands. The husband had had a tattoo of ant & dec on his calf with Saturday Night Take Away underneath it. He said he did it to try and win tickets for the Florida trip.... Enough Said..!!
     
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  16. bum_chinned_crab

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    Ruddy Nora... Now I’ve never seen Saturday Night Take Away, but at the risk of making myself look like sausage, I’m guessing it’s not tattoo worthy.
     
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  17. LeftSaidFred

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    I would guess Dennis never drives given his legendary booze consumption :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  18. originallambrettaman

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    Dec’s presenting the remaining shows on his own...

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  19. GEvans76

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    I empathise with his addiction but Im sure he can afford the best help available unlike many others who have recovered. Either destroy yourself or get help but don't endanger other people.
     
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  20. bum_chinned_crab

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    I completely sympathise with his addiction. What I don’t sympathise with is getting into the ****ing driving seat when drunk. As someone else said, he can afford a driver. If he wants a regular drink pay someone on minimum wage £30k a year to simply be there when you want to be taken elsewhere.

    Done.
     
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