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A written warning from work

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  1. Dejazzero

    Dejazzero Member

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    All I said to the woman who sits next to me was:

    "Oh, Margaret, your husband just phoned. Apparantly your son has died from Cot Death."

    Why are women so touchy?
     
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    Dejazzero, Aug 26, 2011
  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    The correct term is Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. Your warning was clearly for inaccuracy, not insensitivity.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 26, 2011
  3. Dejazzero

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    Death Syndrome ... that sounds like one mean syndrome man.
     
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    Dejazzero, Aug 26, 2011
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Is it ****.

    Syndrome syndrome is the worst.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 26, 2011
  5. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Who decided to call it SIDS?
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, Aug 26, 2011
  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    It's about the worst syndrome around, apart From Watch Your Family Being Raped, Tortured and Executed Before Death Syndrome.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 26, 2011
  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Aaah cot death. The punchline to my favourite joke.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Aug 26, 2011
  8. Tina_old

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    Tina_old, Aug 26, 2011
  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    That looks like it's in 3D :huh:
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 26, 2011
  10. Tina_old

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    Maybe it's the sheen from your bald napper that's causing that effect.
     
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    Tina_old, Aug 26, 2011

  11. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    You've done a great deed for mankind, Dejazzero. Accept the warning as reward for your hilarious character.
     
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    Erik, Aug 26, 2011
  12. Tina_old

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    Earache, what have you done!!

    <cry>
     
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    Tina_old, Aug 26, 2011
  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Why have you changed your name to Charles ya tit?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Aug 26, 2011
  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    More like my long fringe getting in my eyes <grr>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 26, 2011
  15. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I haven't got a ****ing clue.
     
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    Erik, Aug 26, 2011
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  17. The Raging Oxter

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    Fair enough.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Aug 26, 2011
  18. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Sorry.

    [NSFW]No Len Fairclough today either. Ha Ha.[/NSFW]
     
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    Erik, Aug 26, 2011
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  20. Tina_old

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    Change it back. I loved Viking Earache.

    Bitch.
     
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    Tina_old, Aug 26, 2011
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