Chief's big fat thread of fitness

That won't fix it bru

 

I do it over 8 hours, not in one go.

 

It would take that long to give him a piggy back from his house to the garage mate.

 

My skinny little legs would buckle, and i'd be stuck under his stinking body mass and arse crease.

 

They say that in Space nobody can hear you scream. The same applies to @Hoddle Is A God's arse crack.

 

His arse has it's own traffic warden. Pay per hour.

 

Tips on muscle repair, (apart from rest)

 

Massage. Helps increase blood flow to the damaged fibres and will reduce any scar tissue from building up.

 

There's a severe lack off hot asians around here

 

Got any Latvian girls looking for work round your way ?

 

Can i employ one for 20 minutes a week?

 

yeah zero hours contract fella. You can pay her in tins of baked beans too.

 

Asda smartprice for a rub'n'tug

 

Chuck in a pot noodle for extras

 

Smartprice obvioulsy. 9p

 

Speedy Noodle

 

Not bachelors super noodles for sure.

 

Only for special occasions

 

Beefy noodles are only for a cum in the mouth occasion.

 

I'm ****ing glad this conversation hasn't flipped onto a new page yet, because it looks dodgy as ****