You see that big heffa on the second row with the greasy hair and spots of her face? Matt's had worse.
That daft ****er over there with a tan and a dubious looking girlfriend keeps shouting about my red / orange badge
......I'll bite....while you were still in bed at 5 popping your blue pills I was on the beer. Delayed flight meant 6/7 pints, heino on plane plus 1/3 of a hf bottle of voddy mixed with Lucozade and a John Smiths in the car before the Clayton. Don't know what I had in the Peacock, but I was holding two pints most of the time and they were held in an empty pint glass. So yes I am a light weight........