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New Torres Song!

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  1. King_Kenny

    King_Kenny Member

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    Heard this today and thought it was great!:

    Fernando’s proved he’s not a red, Torres, Torres,
    The moneys gone straight to his head, Torres, Torres,
    Sod off to chelsea and ruin your life,
    I hope John Terry shags your wife,
    Fernando Torres, judas in disguise

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  2. Muppetfinder General

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    AOL.

    That's arf out loud.
     
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  3. Bridge of Sighs

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    Torres says you're a little itty bitty club.
     
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  4. Roberto

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    I see your back on the Liverpool section. Are you going to be with us all day? If so can we have a sample of some of that incredibly sharp wit which your famed for?
     
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  5. Muppetfinder General

    Muppetfinder General Well-Known Member

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    Even your mum says you're an asshole.


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  6. maddog

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    apparently your mums got a nice one
     
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  7. The Kop

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    i heard this one the other day, made me giggle

    The world cup proved he's passed his best, Torres, Torres
    Played like he'd fail a fitness test, Torres, Torres
    The fee we got was so immense
    Cos rent boys have more cash than sense
    Fernando Torres, peaked two thousand and nine!!
     
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  8. Muppetfinder General

    Muppetfinder General Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha, my mum's a lifelong Chelsea fan.

    Hahahaha. I'm gonna call and tell her. Hahahaha, she'll kick your ass. (She's 75 so you'd better call some mates for backup.)
     
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  9. 5 Champion's League trophies

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    With so many trophies that Chelski can only ever dream about,

    gl this year with the champions league you will need it, after this year you will need to get roman's cheque book out again when he realise's that your players are passed it and Judas (torres) then goes to a bigger club with more ambition then yours. Trouble is we wont have him back.
    Oooooohhhhh nearly forgot the new balance the book rules = no Russian cheque book xD
     
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  10. poolmyfinger

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    YOU STOLE MY PIC!! lol :)
     
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  11. poolmyfinger

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    I was going to change my avatar...but I won't now :)
     
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  12. The Ginger Marks

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    His got long hair and tarmacs drives.......Caroll Caroll
    His ****ing Stephen Taylors wife.............Caroll Caroll
    His caravan is damp and is stolen
    He's having a gay affair with Nolan
    Caroll Caroll the premiers pikey boy
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  13. King_Kenny

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    Melody is pretty poor to say the least....
     
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  14. Tyrannosuarez Rex

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    F*** off Chelsea FC
    and Torres too, you f***ing mercenary
    your married life, soon in strife
    when John Terry f**** your wife.
     
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  15. The Ginger Marks

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    Did you have lead toys as a child?
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  16. Tyrannosuarez Rex

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    No, but I'm wondering why a Chelsea fan is so obsessed with our board...care to explain?
     
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  17. The Ginger Marks

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    Obsessed? No, just kicking the corpse while its on the floor<laugh>
     
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  18. Tyrannosuarez Rex

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    If Liverpool are a corpse, what were Chelsea before Roman arrived?

    Oh right, plastic Chelsea fan. Only started supporting them in 2004.
     
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  19. The Ginger Marks

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    Where was you when they were buried 20 years ago then bud?
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

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    Where were we? In front of you, that's where we were <laugh>
     
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