...Clivetime was always on the receiving end, it seemed. Mighty was desperate for a bit of action up his **** chute, but Clive would never give it to him, always insisting it was him who got the pounding. Nonetheless, Mighty slipped off into a pleasant sleep, failing to notice that Tony Pulis had entered the room with his troops and they were ready at that very moment to...
lube them both up and violate them with 12" rubber immitation Mick McCarthy genetalia. Just as it came to the crunch in walked Billy! Could he maybe for once save the day?........
Billy ran dodged the chair skipped past clivetime and smashed the 12 incher as hard as he ever has kicked anything in his life, it sailed through the air and out of the window.....
......where a man in a battered trilby, leather jacket and carrying a whip caught it in mid-air, as a tribe unknown to western science attempted to pepper him with empty Stella bottles and half-bricks. "Noooooooooo!" said Billy. "Don't give it a drink after midnight!"
but it was too late, the transformation had began, all of a sudden the the grotesque figure turned and............
and was promptly rogered by dowie. the chaffing was so heinous he had to sit out of the scunthorpe game with 'very bad blisters'
...and of course he proceeded to let everyone on Twitter know about his terrible ordeal. Meanwhile indoors, a foaming-at-the-mouth Matthew Etherington was advancing on Clivetime who'd stashed the Bates figurine in a place where the sun most certainly don't shine...
Suddenly Robert Huth swooped in to the room, pushing Etherington aside he exclaimed “out of my way, this is a job for Super Huth, if I can retrieve a phone out of Ashley Coles arse this will be no problem”. Clive had to think fast, who did he know with the knowledge to get him out of this, who had a diploma in getting people out of sticky situations? Of course………….Que Somme Somme with his diploma in getting people out of sticky situations from gettingpeopleoutofstickysituationsdiplomas.com…………………………
