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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    See my hilarious post about a Paddy Jackson on the Cheltnum Fred <ok>
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I did and will use that one <ok>
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 16, 2018
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Can you mention my name please, as I'm trying to go into stand up comedy and want to spread my name about. I've got that joke and my punched lasagne one. Hopefully will have a few more if I get a gig though <ok>
     
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    monacoger, Mar 16, 2018
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    Your name is everywhere m8
     
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    B-C, Mar 16, 2018
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh> you’re such a ****ing prick

    But you’re our prick and we love ye for it
     
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    Toley Fart, Mar 17, 2018
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Black Caviar, Mar 17, 2018
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  8. Tina.

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    Wtf with the new name?
     
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    Tina., Mar 17, 2018
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  10. Fabulous Fabio

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    Am hearing Eddies new pic is Tina's ex Iraqi lover.
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Mar 17, 2018
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  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Recherché is a cracking word.
     
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    Ciaran, Mar 17, 2018
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    Eff aff lol
     
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    Am hearing they broke up because the facial hair was becoming an issue, hers not his.
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Mar 17, 2018
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  14. monacoger

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    Would have been funnier if you didn't feel the need to explain that it was "hers not his" <ok>
     
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    monacoger, Mar 17, 2018
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  15. Fabulous Fabio

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    No it wouldn't.

    This is why you need to steal jokes.
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Mar 17, 2018
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    When's the party and what is Patience wearing?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 17, 2018
  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It was obvious that is what the joke was, we aren't American, we don't need every joke explained. I was going to ask you to be my understudy when I get my break on the comedy circuit but I think I shall have to reconsider.
     
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    monacoger, Mar 17, 2018
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  18. monacoger

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    Tomorrow, she is going as batman the dark knight which is rather apt.
     
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    monacoger, Mar 17, 2018
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    “Hers not his” wasn't an explanation of the joke, that was the punchline ya stupid tarrier.

    The joke was played on the fact the guy in the pic has a big belter of a tache. “Hers not his” was the punchline as if to say “aye he had facial hair but tinas is worse lololololol”

    Now I need to explain the joke to you. ****ing imbecile.
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Mar 17, 2018
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Calm down doll.
     
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